Writer’s Block
411 Road To Knowhere
Gaylordsville, CT 06755
(123) 456-7890
no_reply@gmailcom
26th October 2015
Sarah Oliverson
333 Thanks For Helping Me
Frankenstein, MI 65016
(123)456-7890
originalideas4u@gmail.com
Dear Writer’s Block,
It’s been three days since you have started your shenanigans. I must tell you that you are being evicted. You have thirty days to vacate the premises.
Please remember to leave things the way that you found them. I know that this might be expensive but that is what happens when you trash a place that you do not own. Also please replace the blinds to the eyes, and replace the carpet on the tongue. Also remember to polish the teeth, the silver ones are very expensive. I will be through in two weeks to do a walk through with you. If you have not complied with stated request there will be a need to call the police of WBC County. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
Please remember to take your pink flamingos and lawn gnomes with you, they don’t live here anymore.
Sincerely,
Sarah Oliverson
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